Eight reasons why PUGS are the dog of choice.
Reason #8: We make about 20x more whiny noises than other dogs to express our love (and displeasure) to our human parents.
Reason #7: I will always stare at you with my loving, adoring googly eyes.
Reason #6: I will never say no to your cooking.
Reason #5: I will wear anything you put me in.
Reason #4: I make everything you put me in look fabulous and stretch it out...gracefully.
Reason #2: I make giddy garters irresistible.
Reason #1: I put the GIDDY in giddy garters!!